Because 'happy holidays!' is for tools. Merry Christmas.

Yush, I married

We still need that dang priest, I don't want to die in an electrified swimming pool, Sam! D: And you don't want to die in an exploding mirror!

That's right, Hollomas. Inspired by my lust for presents and playing dress-up and Tim Burton (♥!) I've mixed two holidays into one SUPAH HOLIDAY!

-is dressed as Santa Claus-

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be. (I prefer the bedroom, if you know what I mean. And by bedroom, I mean, of course, study. PERVE!)
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal. (They scare me.)
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 5

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (Nope. Normal earsies.)
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[/] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. (...I'm very polite most of the time, yes.)
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age. (I can get into a bar with a fake mustache.)
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker. (If properly motivated. )
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 6.5

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy. (Haha!)
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear. (I dress like a whore.)
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 6

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry. ("You were born the wrong gender.")
[x] You look older than your age.
[/] You love the woods and the mountains. (The mountatins = Epicness)
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 4.5

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (It often involves mechanical oranges.)
[x] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (What with the kilts, and the tank tops.)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming. (I'm a certified life guard! )
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. (GREENPEACE!)
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. (Legs on land are important. Very important. How else would we walk?)
Total: 5

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all. (Devout something.)
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you. (I once had a dream that I was trapped in a coffin, and I couldn't sleep for weeks after that.)
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[x] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you. (NO.)
Total: 7 (Here's a winner.)

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair. (Shaving ftw.)
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you. (THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. I could turn into a bat and bite people!)
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items. (I love me some silvah)
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (Thank you, years of GTA for completely desensitizing me to human violence, and weeks of Animal Hospital for making me cry whenver I see roadkill.)
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. (Fear is the best respect.)
[ ] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it. (Only the thing about the bodies and car batteries and how I like to watch them jump, and EVERYONE know about that.)
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 4

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively) (I play for tips in a nice restaurant. If I was really 'responsible', I would play for church or whatever.)
[ ] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (His name is Ted, and he's a plasma.)
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 6

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold. (My twin is always bugging me about my hands. Cold, cold hands.)
[x] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.).
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 5



...Just call me Mikey Cullen De Lioncourt.

ANOREXIA

[ ] you have dry skin.
[/] you eat 1 meal. (Several small meals, spread throughout the day that equal roughly one full meal.)
[ ] you're very weak.
[x] you hate your body.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives. (Thank the lord for Prunes and steak.)
[x] you need to be more skinny.
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 3.5

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[ ] your mind is all over the place. (Usually one place. And that place is the OPera Hizzouse.)
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[/] you barely pay attention to anything. (People, no. Everything else, yes.)
[x] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] you seem to never sit still.
[/] you talk all the time. (Family says I do, friends say I don't. Thus, half)
[x] you need attention 24/7. (WORSHIP ME.)
Total: 4

BIPOLAR DISORDER

[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable.
[/] you barely get any or no sleep. (Sleeping is for sissies. Real men stay up all night trying on clothes and singing.)
[x] you are anti-social.
[ ] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 3.5

BULIMA NERVOSA

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. (Best feeling in the world)
[x] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.
Total: 2

CONDUCT DISORDER

[x] you are a bully.
[x] you threaten other people.
[x] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others. (I used to have a switchblade until it got confiscated.)
[x] you are cruel to humans and/or animals. (And I used that knife, too)
[ ] you have raped/molested someone. (But not for this)
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[x] you always lie.
[x] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 7 It seems like a lot more than it is.

DEPRESSION

[/] you are always sad.
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[x] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love. (MY HANDS CANNOT REACH ZE DOUBLE OCTAVES. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)
[x] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[x] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school. (Top of my class, actually. My teacher used to think I was cheating.)
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[/] hope is no longer there for you. (Poor girl died a few years ago. Car accident.)
Total: 6.5

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)

[x] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[/] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs. (Use a glove before you love, kiddies. Or better yet, keep yourself away from hoookers.)
[x] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 6.5

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)

[x] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[/] you have lost interest in the things you used to love. (ZE OCTAVES. AAAHHHHH)
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately. (Ever.)
[/] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] you act younger than your age. (I'm just a kid at heart.)
Total: 9, but why does this have more questions than the others?

SCHIZOPHRENIA

[ ] you often have hallucinations.
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex. (Nope, usually I'm very charismatic or something.)
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. (Showers are heaven, dahling.)
[ ] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
TOTAL: 4


...I'm PTS? Hooray, I'm like a war vet, but without the constant guilt of having killed a hundred men!